Your jokes

[Magir]

So post whatever jokes you've got and let's keep this civil

[Foxipro]

went to the fish and chip shop and asked for fish and chips"fish arnt ready yet","will they be long"? "no"...."they better be fat then"!

[exiax]

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing only Saran Wrap. The guy askes the doctor, ''What do you think is wrong with me?''

The doctor replied,''I can clearly see you're nuts.''

[psufootball]

What did the man say when he walked into the bar?

Ouch!

[almedajohnson]

What did the man say when he walked into the bar?

Ouch!

why??? complete the joke 

[JamesFC]

Haha awesome thread! You guys really made my day

[vishalesskay]

Ghazab Haal Hai Aaj-Kal Ke Ladkon Ka Samne Rehne Wali Pinky To Set Hoti Nahi Aur...
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Friend Request Saale America Rehne Wali Angel Ko Bhejte Hain!
Post Merge: 12-22-2015, 03:07:09

SANTA:Lalaji dettol soap hai,
Lala:ha,
santa:acha vala hai,
Lala:ha,
Santa: achi quality ka hai,
Lala:ha bhai ha,
Santa: thik hai hath dhokr 1kg aata do..

[marclewis]

Sardar ko sapne me ek ladki ne chappal mari,
2 din tak sardar apne bank nahi gaya,
Qnki bank me likha tha..
"hum aapke sapne ko hakikat me badalte hain"

[marclewis]

Santa- kal meri shadi hai aur ladki walo ne kam log bulaye hai.
Banta- to isme problem kya hai?
Santa-pata nhi papa mujhe le jayenge ya nhi

[Grood]

How did the woman get over the wall ?.

She had a ladder in her tights.